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obfuscatingdeity:

qoyqoyi:

cinematicnomad:

apparently e.l. james called former child star mara wilson (matilda) a “sad fuck” for critiquing the 50shades books a while ago and now there’s a feud. i love it.

this gives me hope.

mara wilson is also the faceless old woman who lives in your home, so you know she’s got your best interests at heart

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elmakias:

bakaratdinosawr:

I guess dreams really do come true (x)

magic

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f-o-u-r-s-t-r-i-n-g-s:

kittydicks:

prodigyofthealterviolent:

himynameiserinandimawrestler:

Metal guys are gentlemanly as fuck.

Mitch Lucker, Suicide Silence

i love how he just stops what he’s doing to shake this guys hand

Band members/music blog

f-o-u-r-s-t-r-i-n-g-s:

kittydicks:

prodigyofthealterviolent:

himynameiserinandimawrestler:

Metal guys are gentlemanly as fuck.

Mitch Lucker, Suicide Silence

i love how he just stops what he’s doing to shake this guys hand

Band members/music blog

(Source: mitch-luckers-dimples)

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postgenderfemmerobot:

first word of your first tumblr url and the last word of your current url = your superhero name

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elmakias:

New video - Add Hair To any photo! Thanks Luke for unknowingly helping me out with your luscious locks

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3,543 plays

Shadow Moses | Bring Me The Horizon

(Source: sempiternal-suicide-season)

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ptvjaimepreciado:

Tix go on sale tomorrow at 10am for #TheWorldTour with our boys in @SWS_official Come party!!! 🎉🎉🎉 @rockstarenergy

ptvjaimepreciado:

Tix go on sale tomorrow at 10am for #TheWorldTour with our boys in @SWS_official Come party!!! 🎉🎉🎉 @rockstarenergy

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bryanstars:

It’s been so much fun spending Warped Tour with @DamonFizzy 😃 we’ve become so close. Seriously though love this guy. Everyone go follow him 😘

bryanstars:

It’s been so much fun spending Warped Tour with @DamonFizzy 😃 we’ve become so close. Seriously though love this guy. Everyone go follow him 😘

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lifting-ink:

My daughter has been doing this for like 5 min straight now. Just trying to grab my tattoos

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glowcloud:

i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce

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vitaminsobsession:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

buttships-were-meant-2spooky:


this is the best thing in the entire world

she should greet jane as if nothing happened and see how jane reacts

she should avoid school the next day. And the next. Every night, she should put on the exact outfit she had on that day, hose herself down until she’s completely drenched and stand in Jane’s yard. When Jane is home alone, she should approach the window, staring at her. Knock on it if you don’t have her attention. 
That’ll get her back for killing you and trying to hide the evidence.

Ease up there, Satan.

Ease up? SHE TRIED TO KILL HER

vitaminsobsession:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

buttships-were-meant-2spooky:

this is the best thing in the entire world

she should greet jane as if nothing happened and see how jane reacts

she should avoid school the next day. And the next. Every night, she should put on the exact outfit she had on that day, hose herself down until she’s completely drenched and stand in Jane’s yard. When Jane is home alone, she should approach the window, staring at her. Knock on it if you don’t have her attention. 

That’ll get her back for killing you and trying to hide the evidence.

Ease up there, Satan.

Ease up? SHE TRIED TO KILL HER

(Source: courtneyhatesjane)

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what if you did actually date a musician

  • me: listening to music
  • them: what are you listening to?
  • me: you

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your-daily-band-imagination:

a/n: ….god damn, you guys are ur need for Austin C. smut….

-gabby

-SMUT WARNING-

BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BE-

I slammed my hand down on the alarm, shutting off the blaring sound. Groaning, I turned over onto my back and cracked open my eyes. It was still dark outside, which confused me….

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