cursor by onehundred-vicless-nights I Want You In The Most Unromantic Way
  • teacher: don't bullshit this essay
  • me: i'm gonna bullshit this essay

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See a hot guy

  • Me: I wonder what music he listens to

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baitnswitchblade:

chainsandshipsexciteme:

sexting-derek-hale:

mynerdinessoverwhelmsme:

sexting-derek-hale:

Wait do American people not call their friends mate?? Is this a thing???

Yup. I’m sure some do but mostly people just say friend. Which is boring but whatever.

Wait so you go up to your friends and be like “Hello friend.”

we use names

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elmakias:

How To Be Metal with Neil Westfall of A Day To Remember

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sad-girl-who-lost-her-rocket:

thewonderyearstrong:

do you ever just

realise

that one of your friends

male or female

is like, really hot?

but not in a ‘damn i’d tap that’ kinda way

but in a

‘i made friends with someone who’s really attractive, nice’

I think about this a lot.

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A little baby pit bull was just here and she was adorable but now I have bite marks all over my hand and arm

frankoceanvevo:

westbor0baptistchurch:

Nicki has no chill

Nicki cold she aint have to do him like that

(Source: itsteamminajbitch)

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alexalltimeloww:

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you All Time Low

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I’m definitely Pro-Selfie. I think that anybody who’s Anti-Selfie is really just a hater. Because, truthfully, why shouldn’t people take pictures of themselves ? When I’m on Instagram and I see that somebody took a picture of themselves, I’m like ‘Thank You’.
I don’t need to see a picture of the sky, the trees, plants. There’s only one you.
I could Google image search ‘the sky’ and I would probably see beautiful images to knock my socks off. But I can’t google, you know ‘what does my friend look like today?’
For you to be able to take a picture of yourself that you feel good enough about to share with the world - I think that’s a great thing
Ezra Koenig being the most adorable human being ever (via unmaiden)

(Source: damnthosebands)

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unfollovving:

If you’re gonna keep being cute then you’ll have to kiss me, I’m sorry I don’t make the rules

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one-after-nineonine:

i did a push up why am i still fat

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